Andy Parsons in der BBC-Comedy-Show Mock the Week:

“Once again, they’ve been having a go at skinny models saying they give us a bad body image. Now, I’m not sure we’re quite that insecure, are we? When I see a skinny model I don’t think ‘Oh, I better go on a diet.’ I think ‘Oh, there’s a skinny model, I bet they’re hungry. I think I’ll have a pie!’”

Russel Howard, einer der aktuellen britischen Stand-up Comedians:

“I think the papers are making this country a worse place to live, don’t you feel like that? Just the unremitting horrors of the Daily Express; they could just get rid of the news and have every day: ‘DON’T GO OUTSIDE! IT’S FULL OF QUEERS, BLACKS AND CRIME! OH, IF ONLY DIANA WAS HERE!’”